A Mrs Hinch Cleaning Inspiration Book IS NOT the Valentine's Day present for me

Wandering around Lidl for groceries I just stumbled upon the Valentines Day aisle and was aghast at the selection.  Roses, chocolate, perfume, prosecco, gin... and a Mrs Hinch book on how to clean.  I know that Mrs Hinch has her army but come on ladies... a book on cleaning is not a Valentine's gift!  I'll probably get nothing, or a bottle of wine, which is fine, but if I got given a minky and a dustpan and brush I know where they would be ending up.  And that wouldn't be back on the shelf!!!!  Rant over, and I hope some of you get the Valentine's shoos you are no doubt hoping for!